Funniest Horse Riding Quotes and Sayings

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers

A horse is a thing of beauty… none will tire of looking at him as long as
he displays himself in his splendor.
- Xenophon

A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and
outpace.
- Ovid

Angelina wanted to make sure that any fighting in the movie would be
comparable to any male actor. Everything from stick fighting to horse riding was
real to her.
- Jan de Bont

As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide
himself, I let mine pick his own way.
- Buffalo Bill

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant
that he bought a cow to ride on.
- Benjamin Franklin

Horse racing is animated roulette.
- Roger Kahn

Horse Racing Fantasy is exactly what the sport needs. It’s exciting and
educational. Good work!!
- Nick Hines

I had a horse, always, and I’d ride the horse in the summertime, sometimes
bare back – gentle horse, you understand.
- Sam Donaldson

I have seven horses. I’m known to go off on my horse for about six hours in
the wilderness.
- Armand Assante

I ride my horse at competition level.
- Alannah Myles

If a horse won’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
- Richie Allen

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can’t figure out.
- Will Rogers

Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
- Richard Sasuly

No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives
anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power
until it is tunneled. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated,
disciplined.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
- Jeffrey Bernard

Ride the horse in the direction that it’s going.
- Werner Erhard

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
- Henny Youngman

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and
stable business.
- John Steinbeck

There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.
- R S Surtees

This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I
once mounted her mother.
- Ted Walsh

When my horse is running good, I don’t stop to give him sugar.
- Doug Horton