Archives - April, 2008



23 Apr 08

Horse betting online doesn’t have to be difficult. Many people ask ‘what do the odds actually mean?’ or ‘how much will I get back if I win?’ Here’s a short guide to help make things clearer:

Choose Your Horse – Before placing your bet, you need to choose which horse you want to back. The horse, jockey or trainer’s name are important as also how past races have ended to make an informed choice.

Choose Your Odds – Once you’ve made up your mind which horse to back, you’ll want to get the best odds.

Bet – After selecting the odds you’d like, you’ll need to decide on your stake. Your ‘stake’ decides the amount of profit you’ll make.

Horse betting couldn’t be easier!

Why not give it a try?

But make sure your strategy is, “invest in good horses that win.”






8 Apr 08

Government, education and corporates employ these methods to ride a dead horse; and so can you.

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit to other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that the dead horse can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as ‘living impaired’.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and / or training to increase dead horse’s performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overheads and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses. And, of course,

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position!

Hope you got something to latch on.